This is what happens when you think you're funny and tell a group of kids to stop smoking at the mall.... let's just say i wasn't hating my insurance company yesterday...
ok, they're not hogs, but they could be. but that's not even the question that needs to be answered here. the question that does is, is the lil hog who's building the house upset because his brothers are A) playing around while he is working, B) they're playing really awful music or C) he has to wear ridiculous, yellow over-alls? you tell me.
pig
Some more bears, just having a picnic. it's what they do, they enjoy it, don't ask me why, we just do, i mean, they just do...
Woke up in the morning, put on my new plastic glove.
Served some reheated salsbury steak with a little slice of
love.
I got no clue what the chicken pot pie is made of..
Just know everything's doing fine down here in...
LUNCHLADY LAND
Well I wear this net on my head..cuz my red hair is fallin'
out. I wear these brown orthapedic shoes cuz I got a bad
case of the gout.
I know you want seconds on the corn dogs,
but there's no reason to shout.
Everybody gets enough food down here in the magical...
LUNCHLADY LAND.
So i was walking around the other day and saw this ogre. i thought i had seen him before, so i confronted him and asked, "Excuse Mr. Ogre Sir, have we met before?" He replied, " Gargle gargle gargle gargle... gargle, gargle-gargle..." i then recalled that the ogre i had previously encountered wore his strap on the opposite shoulder and concluded that this was indeed a different one. an unfortunate mistake, seeing as how our conversation resulted in an axe fight that i ultimately lost. i did however have enough time to complete this digital sketch before he left with my right arm... i shall miss that arm....
Pronounced "jum jum," is from the water planet Budgitkis. Dium Dium developed a taste for Soda on Earth while posing as the Lochness Monster after losing a bet to his friends. So addicted was he to the soda, that he ripped off his flipper arms and attached these hideous furry ones in order to captain a school ship that regularly visits Earth. The Ships abducts humans in order to teach anatomy and physiology... conveniantly, the Human usually works for a major soda company.
I still need to figure some stuff out painting wise, but figured i would post it anyway.
these are just some doodles of mine while my wife has been studying... i know, it's friggin summer. and i couldn't figure out how to turn off the flash on the stupid camera, so some of the black is reflecting a bit. stupid.
